Sunday, December 5, 2010

Christmas party season.

Tis the time of year to break out the little black cocktail dress for the annual christmas party. OR in my case the little navy dress and stunning red heels.

Our christmas party was the other night. We all had a fab time. My favorite part of the night was my bestie Jenna coming over and getting ready at my house and sitting and talking forever and doing our hair! All while watching the Santa Clause parade on TV and sipping away on hot apple cider.

Some do's and donts for christmas partys. Don't try pulling your boss out onto the dance floor by his tie and trying to take it off him. (That was funny as hell as it was like a 50 yr old women). Who must have had a few bottles of wine. Do wear dress socks with your suit (not white sport socks). They may be comfy but you look like a fool. Do look your best but dont lose your mind when someone spills a drink on you. I held my cool. Plus I was able to hold my clutch over the wet spot during photos. Do take the prepaid slip for your taxi home with you! SCORE! Thanks work!

Funniest part of the entire night. The new guy who didnt buy a ticket wearing jeans a white tshirt dress shoes and a sports jacket walking right in like he owned the place! No one even questioned him!

If you break a glass on the dance floor dont kick it under a table. Get someone to clean it up!

And the number 1 rule: If someone demands you chug a glass of sour puss at the pre party and everyone chants Jaymie or Chug! You do know how to party like a rockstar! (Jaymie is the joke codeword for your too drunk)! A very long story! But yes I managed to party like a rockstar! Turn a bunch of heads, had a great time and took home a beauty of a pointsetta thats now bringing some christmas cheer to my kitchen.

FACT: Pointsettas are posionous to dogs. Thats why mine is in the middle of the kitchen table. She cant try eatting its leaves up there.

So everyone enjoy your christmas parties and when that merch girl walks in and turns a ton of heads! You know you look hot! :P

Have a great time at your christmas parties! Dont drink and drive! (We went through a ride check in the cab on the way home)!

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